Funny my secretary said that maybe I should catch a movie instead ... I wonder if 'How do you know' is still playing?
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Hello? Oh hi, hey thanks for those T-shirts. But .. but .. Mr. American media lobbyist, we really did try to pass the legislation you demanded. Is it our fault that the opposition parties smelt blood? Umm no, we can't ask our committees to put in a full work week. An election coming up? Yes that could put a damper on things. What was that? Well, I think shooting professors is against our bill of rights ...
Monday, November 29, 2010
Oh my greatness! What is up with all this leaking, can't anyone call a plumber? And what does a leaking wiki have to do with my legislation .. oh, wait it's an information leak? Is it just dripping or is it oozing? Gushing ... that doesn't sound good. What's the leaky stuff made of anyways ... What!? Really? I had better push up my condo purchase down in Malibu, I might be moving.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
What the futz happened? ACTA was the grand scheme to bring all the people of the world into alignment with the truth. My Bill C-32 was a reflection of that and those ninnies down south just decided to cave? Boy, am I mad. All those promises they made me, are they going to cave on those too? Even after that great speech I made about all the disbelievers?
Boy, I bet Preston never had it this hard.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Ok, I'm a little grumpy today. First Tony has to show off and rescue some drowning people, like I wouldn't have dove in had I had the chance. Man he get's all the breaks! I'm sure glad my bill C-32 is all tied up, I don't have to worry about making changes cause everyone opposed to it are just radicals & extremists. Life here at the lake would be great except for that annoying twitter thing. People say the craziest things ... next thing they'll be telling me is the US government is going to allow jail-broken phones and copying DVDs, haha .. like that's gonna happen.
Now, maybe if I hang around here for the summer I can save some tourists too, now that would be an awesome tweet!
Monday, July 19, 2010
Remember I told you about the nice people down south who have been helping me compose Bill C-32? Well they promised it would have all the same stuff as that ACTA thing and everyone would be happy. So I thought, hey, why not just get this copyright law out now and relax over the Summer. Kinda like my first slam dunk of the season (I like shooting hoops out behind the commons cafeteria .. I'm kinda radical to the extreme). But I just heard the ACTA thing is falling apart, not everyone wants to play on the team. And now I'm stuck holding the ball.
Friday, July 2, 2010
You know that old movie, "It's a wonderful life"? Boy, I sure do like James Stewart, what a great name, he kind of reminds me of me. Anyways I dreamed I was in the movie, Mr. Potter was one of those friendly media lobbyists, Michael Geist was an angel and I was James of course. In the end it all left me a little confused but I think I better have another look at Bill C-32 in the morning.