I thought they were comps ...

Hey, I got some tickets in the mail and was going out on a date tonight to see that new play 'Homegrown'. I think it's about good honest cowboys growing up in rural Alberta or something.

Funny my secretary said that maybe I should catch a movie instead ... I wonder if 'How do you know' is still playing?

A fly on the CPC wall ...

Hello? Oh hi, hey thanks for those T-shirts. But .. but .. Mr. American media lobbyist, we really did try to pass the legislation you demanded. Is it our fault that the opposition parties smelt blood? Umm no, we can't ask our committees to put in a full work week. An election coming up? Yes that could put a damper on things. What was that? Well, I think shooting professors is against our bill of rights ...